Two funny things from today:
The first story is culmination of four days of forgetfulness. Last week, on Wednesday, daycare sent a note home that Harper was almost out of formula. On Thursday, the three of us went to Target to get more. On Friday, despite the fact that the formula was sitting in the car, I forgot to bring it in. Because I hate to back-track (those of you who know me know this to be true) I decided I would rather drive around town with the formula in my car than go back inside.
Monday morning, Mark and I are in daycare dropping off Harper. I say: "Formula!" I turn to Mark and ask (OK, order) him to go out to the car to get it.
I wait. And wait. And wait.
Mark returns after several minutes. No formula.
"Where is it?"
"I couldn't find it."
"Did you take it out of the car?"
"I don't think so."
At this point one of Harper's teachers interjects that Harper has enough formula for on more day.
On our way out to the car: "Well, if you didn't take it out and I didn't take it out, then where is it?"
"I don't know."
And then we promptly forgot about it until this morning. Again, we were standing in daycare when I said: "Formula!"
However, I have learned my lesson. I go out to the car to look for it. If living with Mark has taught me anything, it's that I should ALWAYS look for something myself first. He is a bad looker.
I unlock the car and open the back driver-side door. I lean over to look under the seat. I push a box of Kleenex out of the way and, lo and behold, there is the can of formula. I pick it up and head back inside. The entire process has taken 15 seconds.
When I get back inside with the formula Mark says, surprised, "It was in there?!"
"Yes. It was under the seat."
As we are putting our shoes on Mark says,"Well, you ARE shorter than me."
This morning before we left I was looking for some medicine. I asked Mark where it was and he actually knew (surprising... see above story). Of course, Mark had purchased the medicine and so it was in chewable form, not pill form. Mark hates swallowing pills. He buys everything in liquid of chewable form if he can. He even takes gummy vitamins.Watching him try to swallow pills is hilarious and I highly recommend it.
Later that morning, after leaving daycare, the subject of these chewables came up again.
"Aren't they great?" he asks.
"Actually, no. I thought they were gross. They tasted horrible."
"No way," says Mark. "I... I actually dream... dream of, like, a meatloaf that tastes just like that... like a chalky mint... mmmmm..."
I laughed. "No. You have gone too far with that one. TOO FAR."