Mark, last night: "Can I run and get some live traps?"
Crap, I think. More mice?
"Uh... Why?" I say.
"I want to trap the chipmunks."
We have a chipmunk problem. Our neighbors have several bird feeders. The chipmunks steal the food from the bird feeders and then come into our yard to make burrows and what not. We have several stalks of corn growing in our yard because of this little bird feeder to chipmunk transfer. The chipmunks are very brave. The come in the garage and into our cold storage under our house. Ballsy.
"What are you going to do with them once you catch them?" I am skeptical.
"Oh, you know," says Mark. "Take 'em out to the country and beat the snot out of 'em.
Follow up: Mark did indeed get the live trap and he was supremely proud this morning when he found a chipmunk in there. I guess that chipmunk is in for a nice trip and beating this evening.