Me: "It's National Coffee Day. I think Einsteins is running a deal on coffee today."
Mark: "I actually didn't eat that much and I'm a little hungry."
Me: "Well, then, go to Einstein and get us something to eat!"
Mark, putting words in my mouth: "Go get me a f&*@ing bagel."
Mark: "I'm going to get the weirdest combination of bagel and shmear ever for you."
Me: "What will you get? Now I'm curious."
Mark: "I don't know... pumpernickel and jalapeno..."
Me: "Ugh... wait, no, I don't think that would be that bad."
I start thinking about eating bagels.
Me: "My mouth is watering."