First, I'd just like to say that I can't believe no one commented on my blog about Mpls and penis envy. I mean, COME ON, that was a funny blog.
Next, I'd like to share a few of my favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Does anyone else remember the Deep Thoughts? They used to be on Saturday Night Live a long, long time ago and they are hilarious. Here are some good ones:
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?"
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."